February 02, 2002
Common Lisp The Speech Impediment

Raymond Wiker in comp.lang.lisp pointed out this ebay auction: INTRO TO COMMON LISP SPEECH PATHOLOGY BOOK

Yes, I stole Raymond's subject line.

Posted by jjwiseman at February 02, 2002 01:12 AM
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how do i get rid of my lisp?

Posted by: Nathan on January 22, 2006 09:49 PM

i recently had a flu viral infection. lasted 5 days. after which i found that i had aqquired a lisp in my speech. i just had extensive medical studies done; cat scan, MRI, x-rays,neck ultra sound. a speech pathologist found no organic causes. i converse verbally for my living, and i am most distressed about this problem. anyone heard of this happening so suddenly before?

Posted by: dom sage on February 2, 2006 06:50 AM

I have a lisp that I've had since I was a kid. It only became a problem when I took a carrer in acting. I have worked on it and it has vastly improved but I've got to a stage where I feel that I cannot improve it anymore. People have said it has almost gone, but when I get a phone call from a last casting saying that they would of offered me a major role if it weren't for the lisp I have to think it all out again. It is mainly dominate when I am singing for musical auditions some reason? Does anyone have suggestions how I can improve this so that it's hopefully no longer there for my acting work. Just to let you know that I cut the cord under my tongue to free it more to point for articulation. A singing teacher feels maybe my tongue is too wide?

Any help would be beneficial!

Posted by: Aykut on April 13, 2006 10:07 AM

I hate my lisp... Especially with the "S" in the middle of my name, it makes it difficult to say without a pause. And talking on the phone--- forget about it! I heard you can cut the tip of your rongue off to get rid of it... Actually, that's how I came upon this.. I was looking up to procedure on ask.com. Good luck!

Posted by: Crystal on May 27, 2006 07:13 AM

I have had a lisp since I was very young. I've gone to many different classes and doctors to try to get rid of it, but nothing seems to work. Are there some lisps that just never go away, or is mine just different, or am I just not trying hard enough? Please any help or comments would be greatly liked.

Posted by: Rebecca on August 22, 2006 05:32 PM

i was wondering if you could help me so i won't have a lisp any more. i get really embarrassed when i have to read aloud or do speeches in front of class. im 16 almost 17. and my with my lisp, i have one when i say something with a S or Z in the front or end of the word. PLEASE HELP ME AND WRITE BACK!!! I get made fun of all the time because of my lisp and i tend to be quiet and hold back on dicussions because i don't want anyone to find out about my lisp. and if igot rid of my lisp i would not be so stressed out about reading and talking to people! so please please help me!!!

Posted by: kyle on September 17, 2006 01:03 AM

I am so sad. I have a lisp and it makes me feel in adequate.

Posted by: Bill Myers on October 14, 2006 07:27 AM

I'm 15 and i've had a lisp since i could talk and i hate it becuase people make fun of the way i talk and it makes me sad and mad at the same time but i don;t know what to do about it can someone help me out i would be really grateful if someone did thanks bye.

Posted by: Dakota Walker on October 21, 2006 03:42 PM

A certified Speech-Language Pathologist can evaluate and treat a lisp. Contact hopitals, rehabilitation clinics or any school to contact one.

Posted by: on October 23, 2006 08:30 AM

hey i'm ashley and i have had a lisp all my life,and i hate it!I hate it cause when ever someone gets mad at me that's the first thing thay make fun of me about.And i want to know how to getrid of it.

Posted by: ashley on October 24, 2006 07:21 PM

ive had a lisp since i was very young im tired of being mocked my name is ashley i have to find a way to get trough life in this world to survive how can i get rid of the lisp please help it hurts

Posted by: ashley giroux on November 6, 2006 12:19 PM

i have a a studdering problem i am mocked by everyone knowing im a native i get mocked by white people all kinds of races i think ill commit suicide but then i think not i dont know wat to do i didnt think it would ever be a big problem but its eaten me alive please help help

Posted by: travis gallagher on November 14, 2006 12:05 PM

i have a lisp problem.... i also tend to studder. i am from sucker creek andi need help. I also get made fun of and sometimes at night i cry and hold my barney blanket close to my heart.

Posted by: alex willier on November 14, 2006 12:07 PM

I had braces on my teeth for 2 and a half years and after it i had to have a retainer. I kept it on for about 2 years and I had to take it out when i got my misdome teeth out and that is when i found out it was as bad as it was. I believe one of the main reasons people might have a lisp with because of the shape and strucher of there teeth. I am a musician and I love to sing but sometimes the Lisp gets in my way and gets me very angry. I have no idea but i think doing toung twisters might help? Try Red leather, Yellow Leather. and just through out the day say that and try and go faster and maybe it will help.

Posted by: Austin on November 30, 2006 08:21 PM

Hi, my name is Arielle. I am 13 years old. I am a singer and with this lisp i have i cant sing, and if i do it sounds really bad. Ive looked for help everywhere!
so if anyone can help me for free please email me......
daysuntillmybm23@yahoo.com

Posted by: Arielle on January 3, 2007 02:19 PM

im 13 years old ,i have this speech inpediment lisp thing, and whenever i try to pronounce a th sound i say V, for example i say "brover" instead of "brother". i use to have lots of friends, untill they noticed something about the way i talk. i still have a few friends that dont care, but now i have to deal with poeple making fun of me calling me retard and shit, i cant take it anymore, i almost commited suicide, is there anyway to make it go away?

Posted by: some guy on January 6, 2007 04:35 PM

I have had a lisp since I can remember.
I took speech lesson all the way up to
Middle School and it seems everybody
in my speech class fixed their lisp but now
5 years later I am in 10th grade and
still have one. It really lowers my confedence and I can't be myself around people. I always think about what I am going to
say and if it has a "S" or "R" in it I try to
change the word. Or just avoid the situtation.
This keeps me from alot of things. I hate having to read in class and when writing a paper I try to avoid useing words with a "s" in them which is nearly impossible. Is there anything that can help me get rid of this burden? It's honestly something I think about EVERYDAY.I just want it GONE!

Posted by: Heather on January 16, 2007 07:27 PM

I like lisps, I myself don't have one, but my friend and my step dad has one, i think there adorable :-] im 16 going on 17. I could imagine that it could be embarrassing though if i had one.

Posted by: alexsis on January 20, 2007 04:33 PM

I've had a lisp for as long as I can remember but I never really noticed it till last year when people started joking on me about it. I dont know where a speech therapist is around me so I dont have anyone who can help me with it. I'm in my first year of high school. I dont need to have a lisp right now!theres all ready too much on my plate. How do I get rid of it?!?!?!!

Posted by: Brittany on January 30, 2007 11:34 AM

well im 13 now and iv had a lisp since i was little i don't know if i was born with it or not but i was wondering if there were ways to get rid of it, i have trouble with s, and so iv been told c as well wich i never new. i never knew i had a lisp intil people started pointing it out and asking me to say words with lots of s's in. im usualy ok with it but theres the od person that comments about it now and again wich doesn't really bother me its just im tired of having a lisp i just wondered if there was something i could do, just so i could feel like i was that same as everyone else insted of feeling like im a bit of a offcast, like theres somthing rong with me

Posted by: bob(fakename) on February 25, 2007 11:31 AM

I am 13 and I have a bad lisp. People make fun of me all the time. I used to go to speech class but it did not help. If anybody knows a way to get rid of it please contact me at...

llamataco01@yahoo.com

I really need some help!!

Posted by: Emily on February 28, 2007 04:17 PM

Hi im 13 and i too also have a lisp. im in all advanced classes and the most horrifying thing about that is that you always have to read out loud, and not to mention that everyone, even your teachers, thinks your a retard and got placed in their class by mistake.i hate talking and everyday i get made fun of and ridiculed by people. i only have 2 friends and the whole school only knows me as "lisp girl" i never knew i had one until some one pointed it out. ive been trying to ask this speech lady that helps all the retards at my school for help but im too embaresed pleese help me. if you have any ideas at all please i beg you email me at

parkerdog@windstream.net

Posted by: Sarah on March 16, 2007 11:25 AM

Hi im 13 and i too also have a lisp. im in all advanced classes and the most horrifying thing about that is that you always have to read out loud, and not to mention that everyone, even your teachers, thinks your a retard and got placed in their class by mistake.i hate talking and everyday i get made fun of and ridiculed by people. i only have 2 friends and the whole school only knows me as "lisp girl" i never knew i had one until some one pointed it out. ive been trying to ask this speech lady that helps all the retards at my school for help but im too embaresed pleese help me. if you have any ideas at all please i beg you email me at

parkerdog@windstream.net

Posted by: Sarah on March 16, 2007 11:26 AM

i have one i get skitted how can i get rid of it ???? pleas help me !!!!

Posted by: charlene on May 9, 2007 01:20 AM

I have had a lisp since i can remember and i hate it. Yeah, its cute when you're a baby, but not a 14 year old. It's hard because around this age everyone meets new people alot, in different situations. And when you can't even get people to understand your name it's very upsetting.

I've been places to help, but they dont. Anything i can do. Please? people dont understand how hard it is.

Posted by: ????? on May 13, 2007 12:23 PM

i too have a lisp, it used to bother me a lot, but not anymore, even though ppl mention it occasionally and i get sad. i have friends who really don't care but i try to avoid the s sounds and c and x and z but it's hard to talk to guys because it makes you so self conscious. please help.

Posted by: Hope on May 18, 2007 08:46 AM

I have had a lisp forever. When do we get answers, how do we end the lisp madness.

Posted by: Michael on May 26, 2007 11:45 PM

I have a very very minor lisp. People don't even notice it. I just know because my aunt is a speech therepist. I practice in front of the mirror, keeping my tongue near the top of my mouth.

Posted by: Andrea on June 17, 2007 05:32 PM
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