This fits none of the incredibly rigorous criteria for inclusion (must not be about weblogging, must be original, blah blah blah) jjwiseman mandates for this site (as if he follows those rules, anyway), but I thought it was funny, and since he's away at the moment... well, let's keep it just between you and me.
Posted by valis at May 08, 2002 12:58 PM
"I'm hoping to learn about weblogs from an alife simulator I'm building. In the simulated world, we have 600 little artificial writers (I call them weblets) with 600 artificial weblogs. If traffic is the currency of the Web, each of the weblets wants to get rich. Some have big blogrolls (so lots of people will think well of them). Some have lots of daily links (so they can reward their friends quickly). Some hoard traffic, some spread it around. We'll see who wins."