Went to the Erotic Museum in Hollywood last night, which was its opening night. I liked the ancient ASCII porn, presented on fresh greenbar (“All these images were labeled 'adult'—even the innocuous William Shatner”, and the collection of graphics from Japanese Mah Jongg video games.

They also showed a pretty steamy film from the 40s, purportedly of Marilyn Monroe. All I can say is, take two naked people, put them together, and it doesn't matter whether it's 2004 or 1946, they do exactly the same things with each other.

I totally put my hands into a glovebox that I shouldn't have, though (they had a glovebox so you could play with various things without worrying about uh, germs; that's some canny presentation).