April 21, 2006
Benefits of Quitting

Almost immediately after quitting Lemonodor, you may notice the following benefits:

20 minsYour blood pressure, pulse rate, and the temperature of your hands and feet will all return to normal.
8 hrsYour blood oxygen level will have increased to normal and carbon monoxide levels and RSS feed counts will have dropped to normal.
24 hrsYour risk of a heart attack will have decreased by 50%.
48 hrsDamaged nerve endings have started to regrow and your sense of smell and taste are beginning to return to normal. The hallucinatory UAVs buzzing around your head will have almost completely disappeared.
7 daysYour entire body will test 100% Lisp-free and over 90% of all Lisp metabolites (primarily Python) will now have passed from your body via your urine. You can also expect the symptoms of cheesecake jpeg withdrawal to have peaked in intensity. You will no longer even remember thinking that bright yellow might be an acceptable color for a web page.
21 daysYour brain and body have now physically adjusted to again functioning without Lemonodor and the more than 978 symbols and 500 gases present in each and every puff. You're home free!

Lots of people don't make it to the magic 21 day mark, though.

Posted by jjwiseman at April 21, 2006 01:22 PM

Hey, I can close my lemondor window any time. I just don't want to.

Posted by: Foo bar on April 22, 2006 12:23 AM

At times, I have been away from lemonodor.com for more than 7 days, and never - EVER! - thought that bright yellow isn't an acceptable color for web pages.

Posted by: Andreas Fuchs on April 22, 2006 09:16 AM
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