August 05, 2004
Never Cop Out
This exceeds the usual cheeziness allowance for this here web log. But it's the average that's important.
Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics [via Mike, and jwz]:
Posted by jjwiseman at August 05, 2004 02:41 PM
- A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.
- A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
- A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.