January 10, 2005

oh, paris

Back when I only knew her through her sex tape (it seems like I can say that about so many of my friends), I thought I saw a surprising innocence, her wide raccoon eyes shimmering with joy. Then it turned out she's just retarded. When tabloids are mocking your grammatical abilities, it's time to wonder what happened to your potential.

Posted by jjwiseman at January 10, 2005 06:38 PM
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