June 02, 2005
Brooklyn, We Back

VIENNA — A tense standoff between Austrian counter-terrorist forces and the FreeBSD-based server running the extremist website “lemonodor.com” ended peacefully today when a rookie police translator finally recognized the phrase “Beyoncé ur d bomb!!1!”* as nothing more than an obsolete colloquialism of “hip hop” music culture.

The web site, which went down while fending off waves of bomb-defusing robots, was reconnected this morning.

* Don't think that can't happen.

Posted by jjwiseman at June 02, 2005 11:55 AM

It isn't April 1st today, is it? ;-)

Posted by: Jedrek on June 3, 2005 07:25 AM
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