VIENNA — A tense standoff between Austrian counter-terrorist forces and the FreeBSD-based server running the extremist website “lemonodor.com” ended peacefully today when a rookie police translator finally recognized the phrase “Beyoncé ur d bomb!!1!”^* as nothing more than an obsolete colloquialism of “hip hop” music culture.

The web site, which went down while fending off waves of bomb-defusing robots, was reconnected this morning.

^* Don't think that can't happen.